"Best In Show"!!! :lol :lol :lol

I lent my DVD to a friend and I really need to get it back. I hate looking in my cabinet and seeing "Tap", "Guffman" and "Wind" there without the fourth element. There's a big, gaping hole where it should be.

Cookie Guggelman Fleck is MY mother! Seriously! I can't go anywhere with her without running into one of her "past lives". It's still mortifying to me. One time, even the Golden Gate Bridge toll taker was one of them! :o :o :o

Don't bother watering the plants... they're plastic.

"When my wife was pregnant she challenged me to a foot race. I came in third." - Krukow