I want Russell Branyan. His BA and strikeout numbers are ugly and his defense sucks and should be hidden at first but he can walk and he's got power. The D-Rays surely won't want a ton for him and he'd fill that black hole for offense at first. He's always seemingly found a way to put up an .800 OPS. Poor man's Adam Dunn


Disclaimer: Ideally I want some bopper with a .900 OPS, but I don't see any out there (Carlos Lee just seems like he'll be a Yankee or Red Sox)