"But somehow I get the frightening feeling Craig Wilson will soon be a SF Giant.."

He doesn't follow the "Sabean Formula" as well as the other nauseating candidate:

1B/LF
41 years old
Journeyman, therefore he's cheap--even though we'll still overpay for him.
And, here's the REAL clincher, has a history of clutch performance/breaking the hearts of Giants fans (particularly in the postseason).


Ladies and gentleman, our 4th first baseman to be:
Jeff Conine