This is the line that got me going:

"Holy crap, that 1-1 changeup he threw to Mike Lamb, diving low and away from the lefty hitter -- that's the pitch that will make this kid a future Cy Young winner if he masters it. Unhittable, but only Bonds would have the discipline to lay off it. And Lincecum doesn't have to face him."

Cain and Lincecum in our rotation for at least the next five years. Pretty sweet, eh?

-Dave